YOU THINK IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD, BUT IT’S SNOT

Feeling silly today so I asked the silliest, cutest, tallest, oldest person in the blogisphere to write this with me 🙂

Anthony and HastyWords

Anthony and HastyWords

Written by PouringMyArtOut and HastyWords

I didn’t mean to

I swear it is true

It just kind of happened

That I sneezed on you

 

I didn’t mean to

It happened too quick

I sprayed you with germ cells

Now you might get sick

 

It was an accident

Just please calm down

It could have been worse

It could have been brown

 

It hit your face

Just like a comet

But at least it wasn’t

Projectile vomit

 

I am sorry I laughed

But the look on your face

You would have thought

You had been sprayed with mace

 

I know you are angry

I know you are pissed

That your face is now covered

With a fine booger mist

 

So with a final apology

This facial you got

Nobody ever died

From my slippery snot

 

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18 thoughts on “YOU THINK IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD, BUT IT’S SNOT

  1. Hahahaha! Story alert!

    Once, one of the servers where I work was talking to a customer. He was eating unshelled peanuts. He spit the shell in her eye while he was talking to her. Priceless work moment.
    Halarious. Almost made me spit out MY peanut shell.

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